（）等佛凡尼看清那个老师的脸，差点没从椅子上掉下去，鼻涕都流出来了。//百度搜索看最新章节//「才子ｇе更新最快」
博文特背着手，拿着教材阔步的走上讲台，然后环视了一下讲台下面的学员，这些报考计算机五级的学员，员们都呆愣着，哪里看得出，这些专业的名词会从这个半大的孩子嘴里冒出来。
这个时候上面的博文特开始讲课，而且讲得头头是道，面对下面学员的问题，都一一解决，丝毫没生教训了。
“你师傅是谁？”
“我师傅？我师傅就是我师傅啊，你不是也认识！”
“我？我不认识啊，我什么时候见过你师傅？”
“哦，那你不认识算了，我估计他也不会想让你认识的！”博文特深知师傅所想，那么低调个人。
“改天介绍我认识啊，如果可能也推荐我拜入门下，无法否认，你实在是牛得很！”
“会有机会的！”
计程车越开越远，慢慢的消失在夜色下的马路中……
晚上回到学校的佛凡尼老师，像吃了*药一样，没头脑没脑地跑到尼克的宿舍里。//百度搜索看最新章节//
这个时候的尼克正在忙着他的事情，忘了关上门，让佛凡尼老师给溜了进来。
“萨克西老师，我要告诉你一件惊天地泣鬼神的消息！”佛凡尼老师在尼克的宿舍里跳来跳去的，像个澳大利亚的袋鼠般。
“上厕所的时候捡到花生米吃？”尼克随口地突悠着这个麻烦的家伙。
“你上厕所才捡到花生米吃，这可是你想不到的事情，你绝对想不到的一件大事情，这是地球人都无法相信的事情，噢噢的神奇啊！”
“你老爹给你介绍的妞出奇的漂亮？还是摔了一跌把处男跌没了！”
“别扯来扯去，我和你说正经的事！”
“那真难得，你也会有说正经事的时候！”
“你知道吗，你们班上的那个博文特，就是那个带眼睛的博文特，你知道发生了什么事吗？”
“是那美克星人？”
“NO，简直是潘朵拉星球来的，他竟然上了我们计算机五级的课程，计算机五级啊，你知道这什么概念吗，啧啧！”
“噢，原来是这事！”
“我拷，你怎么一点都不感觉到震惊，至少也要抽筋吐血，然后三百六十五度翻转倒地死亡！”
尼克抱着脑袋啊啊啊的叫了几声，然后道：“好了，我震惊过了，你几点回宿舍睡觉？”
佛凡尼老师愣愣地望着尼克，发现这个人心是死的，对这种事情都不会表示惊讶。
这个时候，博文特兴致匆匆地推门跑进来喊道：“师傅，我给你带甜甜圈来了！”
气氛像刹时零度一样冻住，三个人静静的呆着……
良久……
尼克：“要……来点甜甜圈不？”
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